Hi everyone! I'm proud to launch the first HaaS in the world! It means Human as a Service. This product let real people sell their agency/consciousness/reasoning power as tokens! You add your profile, your agent skills and your token rate, and we do the bridge between you and a customer.
I mean I like the idea of having a human as a service (which also reminds me of the oldest profession in the world) but I personally prefer the idea of a gig economy whereby I get paid for a specific activity and not for a specific thought.
If I understand correctly, I would be paid to accept thoughts and imagine ideas which go completely against my world view so that someone could ask the HaaS: "Hi there Human-as-a-Service, imagine you are a dictator, what are the best five possible ways to kill and mutilate and torture your enemies? No specific order, just a top five. Please also expand on expense and efficiency. Also preferred are climate-neutral solutions and please don't infringe copyrights nor patents of existing solutions.".
Besides on the internet no one knows whether you are an ai agent or not, so I could actually just replace myself with an AI. Or would the HaaS have some kind of superior Turing test?